Rushcutters Bay Kiosk review by Died On Hold

The coffee was decent and the food was edible, if limited in range, however the following exchange caused me to give RBK a one star rating:

Me - "I'd like [a few other things] and a serving of peanut butter toast."

Them - "The condiments are down there [points]."

Me - "You don't put the peanut butter on the toast?"

Them - "No."

Me - "So you just toast the bread?"

Them - "Yes"

Me - "Why don't I just cook it myself?"

Them - "Why don't you? Maybe because you don't have a grill?"

Me - "Why can't you just put the peanut butter on the toast?"

Them - "We like people to choose what they want on the toast"

Me - "I have chosen. I want peanut butter."

Silence. End of conversation.

Incidentally, this is a great place to bring a small child if (a) your child likes playgrounds (b) you like being surrounded by other people with small children (c) you don't mind your child being eaten by an unleashed dog their owner thinks would never do something like that (those thoughts forming in the owner's mind between drags on their crack pipe)